Background Information: Sometimes I make up dumb fake bands. They go here.
I highly encourage you to use these bands in various ways; fake being a member of the band (pick any instrument or position you like), fake having seen the band on tour/met the band, put posters of them on your characters' walls in your comics/stories, argue about how (x) totally sold out you guys, whatever works for you. If you do something with any of them, let me know over on Twitter.
Sunset Samurai Records
"Beats that cut down to the depths of
your heart and soul."
CEO: Atma Weapon
LEGEND
BAND NAME - GENRE
* ALBUM NAME
"SONG NAME"
HISTORY
BAND FACTS/INFORMATION.
MEMBERS
NOTABLE BAND MEMBERS
Agrmeju - Babylonian Folk/Death Metal
Anallihator - ?????
Battlecraft - Gaelic Folk Metal
* The Ballad of Siofra Whelan
* Siofra Whelan Rides Again
* A Siofra on the Edge of Tomorrow
* Siofra the Hotblood
* Lady Whelan LIVE - Riding Atop The Naked Duchess
"She Wears Lace"
"Seventh Voyage of The Blind Whore"
* Where Siofra Dares Tread and Immortals Fall
* The Last Temptation of Siofra Whelan
HISTORY
A band dedicated solely to a metal rendition of Atma's own high fantasy/Sordid Sorcery pulp heroine, Siofra Whelan, a lesbian paladin. Largely seen as a vanity project, it has a fanbase of notable merit, and is particulrly popular with young women.
Chainsaw Crucifix - Black Metal
Commies w/Coffee - Indie Rock
Crotch Rocket - Thrash Metal
Devil Dyke - ?????
* The Revenge of Caterina Sforza
"Throne of the Stoner Darklord"
"Patriarchal Chicken Death Farm"
* Homosexual Deathstyle
Doom Oven - Doom/Sludge Metal
Electric Dojo Goths - JRock w/Folk Influences
* Battle of Midway
HISTORY
This album was very poorly received and universally panned. Pitchfork.com said "Like it's name, it bombed hard." Entertainment Weekly called it "An abortion."
MEMBERS
KOTO - Reili
Gaynbow - Chiptunes
* Preposterous Gay Acts
HISTORY
A band consisting of remixes of songs from the Katamari Damacy and Senran Kagura video game series only.
Iron Rain - ?????
Kamikaze Baphomet - ?????
Karma Battery - New Age
* Jesus Battery
Mac & Chee$e - Rap
* Soul Food
"Jalapeno Business"
"Raking In The Dough"
"Bun In Da Oven"
"High Steaks Hustler"
"Bitches and Hotatoes"
"Udon Know Me"
"Nacho Problem, G"
"A Salt With A Deadly Weapon"
"Baked"
Muhammad's Dragonaxe - ?????
* Addicted To Regicide
* Axe of the Apostles
NorCal Bra Thieves - Lady-lead Antifa Punk Rock
Nuclear Shark - ?????
* Toilet Ghost
Panzerfaust - ?????
Sex Bitch - ?????
* Deathbitch
Sexwarrior - Lesbian Viking Metal
* Oppressed by Breasts
"Journey to Gal-palla"
"Valkyries Being Palkyries"
"Bi-king Curiosity"
"Axewound"
"Red Sonja's Revenge"
The Spiteful Dildoes - Techno
* Quantum Ghost Blowjob
Viet-Bong - ?????
Viking Death House - Viking/Death Metal
* Futhark Graffitti
HISTORY
Voted "Most Obvious Name/Genre Combo" for five straight years and counting.
War Crater - ?????
War Pig - War Metal
* Bay of Pigs
"Reili x Bacon is my OTP - Bloodmouth Remix"
Wee Koshky and the Little Sharks - Barbershop Chorus