Background Information: This is a complete list of bands/singers I have created for my fictional record label, Sunset Samurai Records. This started off as a game between me and one of my moms; we would roleplay as record company execs and come up with the most ridiculous, over the top, and possibly offensive names for bands, artists, songs, albums, and musical concepts. There was no way to lose; everyone always wins and has fun.
I highly encourage you to use these bands in various ways; fake being a member of the band (pick any instrument or position you like), fake having seen the band on tour/met the band, put posters of them on your characters' walls in your comics/stories, argue about how (x) totally sold out you guys, whatever works for you. If you do something with any of them, let me know over on Twitter or on Mastodon.
Sunset Samurai Records
"Beats that cut down to the depths of
your heart and soul."
CEO: Atma Weapon
BAND NAME - GENRE
* ALBUM NAME
NOTABLE BAND MEMBERS
Agrmeju - Babylonian Folk/Death Metal
Anallihator - ?????
Battlecraft - Gaelic Folk Metal
* The Ballad of Siofra Whelan
* Siofra Whelan Rides Again
* A Siofra on the Edge of Tomorrow
* Siofra the Hotblood
* Lady Whelan LIVE - Riding Atop The Naked Duchess
"She Wears Lace"
* Where Siofra Dares Tread and Immortals Fall
"Seventh Voyage of The Blind Whore"
* The Last Temptation of Siofra Whelan
A band dedicated solely to a metal rendition of Atma's own high fantasy/Sordid Sorcery pulp heroine, Siofra Whelan, a lesbian paladin. Largely seen as a vanity project, it has a fanbase of notable merit, and is particulrly popular with young women.
Chainsaw Crucifix - Black Metal
Commies w/Coffee - Indie Rock
Crotch Rocket - Thrash Metal
Devil Dyke - ?????
* The Revenge of Caterina Sforza
"Throne of the Stoner Darklord"
* Homosexual Deathstyle
"Patriarchal Chicken Death Farm"
Doom Oven - Doom/Sludge Metal
Electric Dojo Goths - JRock w/Folk Influences
* Battle of Midway
This album was very poorly received and universally panned. Pitchfork.com said "Like it's name, it bombed hard." Entertainment Weekly called it "An abortion."
KOTO - Reili
Gaynbow - Chiptunes
* Preposterous Gay Acts
A band consisting of remixes of songs from the Katamari Damacy and Senran Kagura video game series only.
Iron Rain - ?????
Kamikaze Baphomet - ?????
Karma Battery - New Age
* Jesus Battery
Mac & Chee$e - Rap
* Soul Food
"Raking In The Dough"
"Bun In Da Oven"
"High Steaks Hustler"
"Bitches and Hotatoes"
"Udon Know Me"
"Nacho Problem, G"
"A Salt With A Deadly Weapon"
Muhammad's Dragonaxe - ?????
* Addicted To Regicide
* Axe of the Apostles
Nazi War Machine - Unironic Nazi Metal
* Fueled By Hate
Once Atma found out that these guys were seriously for real nazis, they were kicked off the label and their contract terminated. What gave them away is their drummer showed up one day reading aloud from a copy of Mein Kampf and had had all of his hair shaved down to just one small fuzzy swastika. How blatant could you be? They were out in the gutters within the hour. They tried to sue for discrimination, but were found to be in contempt of themselves, having chosen to defend their own case in honor and doing so in what reporters called "The Great Musical Farce of the 21st Century."
NorCal Bra Thieves - Lady-lead Antifa Punk Rock
Nuclear Shark - ?????
* Toilet Ghost
Panzerfaust - ?????
Sex Bitch - ?????
Sexwarrior - Lesbian Viking Metal
* Oppressed by Breasts
"Journey to Gal-palla"
"Valkyries Being Palkyries"
"Red Sonja's Revenge"
The Spiteful Dildoes - Techno
* Quantum Ghost Blowjob
Viet-Bong - ?????
Viking Death House - Viking/Death Metal
* Futhark Graffitti
Voted "Most Obvious Name/Genre Combo" for five straight years and counting.
War Crater - ?????
War Pig - War Metal
* Bay of Pigs
"Reili x Bacon is my OTP - Bloodmouth Remix"
Wee Koshky and the Little Sharks - Barbershop Chorus